A Few of My Favorite Newspaper Headlines

What with the markets melting down – again – it seems like a little levity is in order.   And you wondered why our local governments seem to be incapable of controlling costs?   How would you like to be the moron who wrote this headline?   An example of military “intelligence”.   Really!   […]

San Diego Woman Shot in Head!

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her […]

Everything You Need to Know About the Republican Debate…

Krugman Calls for Space Aliens to Fix the Economy

This is an amazing clip. Paul Krugman says that America needs a fake alien invasion to mobilize the economy. Supposedly everything would be back to normal – just like in WWII. It really doesn’t take a Ph.D. in economics to see through this B.S. In fact, the simpler the Keynesians attempt to make their argument, […]

Hello Operator

Today for your amusement we offer “Hello, Operator”:   Actual call-center conversations… Customer: I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help? Operator: Where did you get that number, sir? Customer: It’s on the door of your business. Operator: Sir, those are the hours that we are open. Samsung Electronics: Caller: […]